What I should have said ...
Do you ever have one of those moments, where you start talking about a real-life example that you know connects to some other issue you're discussing, and you know there's an important point to be made about the connection, but you kind of ... coast right by it? (No, it's not a senior moment. Shut up!)
Yesterday, when we were talking about whether animal research was necessary, or useful at all, to answer certain pressing scientific questions, I mentioned the discussion of the body's burden of synthetic chemicals that's been featured in The Argus and on KALW radio. But, of course, I didn't quite make the connection I should have. Let me try now.
The centerpiece of the story was the testing of the members of a Berkeley family to track the levels of various synthetic chemicals found in their blood, hair, and urine. Some of the results were shocking (such as the highest recorded level of a flame-retardant compound in a human being in the blood of the 20-month-old). And of course, while the technology exists to quantify the parts per billion levels of the compounds rather precisely, scientists don't actually know what these levels mean, in the short term or the long term, for the health of these people.
OK, so there's a great scientific question that you might want to answer. And, since we don't know what the heck these chemicals do to humans, it might be quite hard to set up a study with human subjects where we could actually obtain informed consent (since the information ... just isn't there yet). So, let's go to the Mouse House and set up an experiment with animals!
So, here's a reasonable experimental design: Get yourself 200 mice. Set aside a certain number as your control group; they just get to be plain old, unexposed laboratory mice. Take the rest of the mice and break them into (say) three different "treatment" groups: one group gets high exposure to the flame retardant chemical, one mid-level exposure to it, and one low-level exposure. Except for the exposure, the "treatment" groups get the same treatment (food, cages, toys, etc.) as the control-group mice. All the mice get periodic blood tests and have their health assessed in the appropriate mousy ways. They get to live out their days in laboratory luxury, and when they die the cause of death and state of health at time of death will be determined. The effect of the flame retardant exposure on health will be assessed by comparing the "treatment" group mice to the control group mice.
Of course, you might ask why we need to do this with mice. There are plenty of humans out there, apparently, who are already exposed to these compounds. Presumably, to find out the effects of these compounds on human health, we might learn more by tracking the health of the already-exposed humans than by exposing and studying mice. (A mouse is not identical to a human in all relevant respects, after all.)
One problem is that it's much easier to control for all sorts of other possibly relevant variables (like diet, exercise, etc.) working with mice in a lab than it is if you're studying humans running free in the world. (Yes, I know, McDonalds and Starbucks and the persistent push to homogenize American culture are doing their best to help with this, but there's still a good bit of variation in the ways people live.)
Another problem is one that surprised the researchers studying the Berkeley family for the story. Ideally, to determine the effects of the compounds on human health, you'd want to be able to compare the health of people exposed to them to the health of people not exposed to them. And, the researchers could not find any Americans who did not have some of these compounds in them! When they looked on other continents, it was pretty much the same story. In other words, it might be impossible to find an appropriate human control group to find out what the heck these compounds are doing to us.
Thanks, Monsanto and 3M.
Here, you might think that this would seal the deal for the mice -- if we can set up an appropriate mouse control group, this is our best bet to get a definitive answer about the effects of these compounds. But there are a couple of potential problems. For one, it's entirely possible that all the mice have these compounds in them already, too. (The researchers for the story didn't check.) If they do, there's no clean way to set up a mouse control group either.
If American laboratory mice screen negative for all these compounds, though, it might point to a fundamental problem with this animal model. Because the fact that all the humans in the country (and beyond) seem to have these compounds in them points to their prevalence in our environment: in the food and water, in the air, in the dust, in the building materials, etc. Laboratory mice are not getting certain kinds of exposure that humans are (e.g., they don't generally smoke, or wear nail polish, or use shampoo or lotion, or disposable diapers, etc., etc.); but many of the humans whose blood contains these compounds haven't exposed themselves in these ways either. This would seem to indicate that these compounds are ubiquitous in our environment. And the laboratories the mice are raised in are not entirely sealed off from that environment. So, if the mice that have been exposed to the same environment seem not to show the presence of these compounds in their blood, urine, and hair, that would seem to indicate that the mouse's body either doesn't take up these compounds, or that it has some process for getting rid of them quickly. In other words, we'd already have good reason to think the mouse body responds differently to these compounds than does the human body. And this might be good reason to worry that studies of these compounds on mice wouldn't tell us what we need to know about exposure to these compounds on humans.
Looks like it's time to come up with a better experimental approach to this question. Anyone?